zerofucksgivendaily:

mishasminions:

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD I AM SO DONE

That is the best!

(Source: karenhurley)


wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen)


starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

(Source: ogtmoreno)


oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there


onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive



punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

image

(Source: kojuros)


overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER



16,554 plays!

ajeezyyy:

Carousel by Melanie Martinez

THE AWESOME FUCKING SONG THAT WAS ON THE TRAILERS FOR AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAKSHOW

AHHH FUCK YES


ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011


jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up)


rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy)


asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back


mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

mattbellamymuseofspace:

flying—blue—box:

stewie-just-said-that:

i-only-know-fandoms:

dfw-cub:

IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!

What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood 

Woah, easy there Satan.

thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant

(Source: onlylolgifs)