whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot)



stormasechelons:

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…
Damn, kid. You speak truth.


Is this from the Catcher in the Rye or something

stormasechelons:

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

Is this from the Catcher in the Rye or something

(Source: ashleymarieholt)


anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era

(Source: theglitterbeard)


vinebox:

THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE


monkey-show:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

"you’re such a nerd"


can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me


hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

(Source: scalemail)


thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him


andrastesflamingunderpants:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

britain is even wanting independence from itself

andrastesflamingunderpants:

thug-lifestyle:

Have y’all ever sat there and thought about this? 😂😂😂😂

britain is even wanting independence from itself


redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped


nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

image


betheothergirl:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!

You don’t need feminism you need different friends.

betheothergirl:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I should be able to fall asleep next to a platonic friend and not wake up with his hands in my pants!

You don’t need feminism you need different friends.


cara-phernelia:

"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography


dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog